Current mood:	confused
Current music:	If the World Ends--Guillemots

Why I Love Hollywood
From IMDb news:

"Rob Schneider is the first actor to publicly announce he will never work with Mel Gibson due to the anti-Semitic remarks he made when he was arrested last Friday. Schneider took out an ad in Hollywood trade paper Variety slamming the star for his behavior in "An Open Letter to the Hollywood Community." The ad appeared yesterday and said, 'I, Rob Schneider, a 1/2 Jew, pledge from this day forth to never work with Mel Gibson-actor-director-producer-and anti-Semite.'"

Now I'm trying to think...has there ever been or will there ever be an occasion where Rob 'makin copies' Schneider had an opportunity to work with Mel Gibson? Lets recap here; Mel Gibson wins a Best Director and Best Picture oscar in 1995, Rob Schneider makes a series of movies in which he inexplicably turns into other things (teenage girl, wild animal, male whore, etc.). I can't imagine that these two's careers would have intersected any time soon. It's like Michael Clarke Duncan publicly stating that he'd never play Adolf Hitler. Nobody's gonna stand up and applaud, there's just gonna be a resounding 'NO SHIT' from anyone who hears the news. So kudos to "actor" Rob Schneider, the Half Jew Hero of the day. Maybe next Michael Moore will publicly state that he'll never do a movie with anything/everything he finds offensive. Well, a man can dream anyway.

Oh and since we're on the topic, I, Dan Verson, a size 9, pledge from this day forth to never wear shoes that are size 14, have velcro, and are anti-semetic. There, it had to be said.